I often get asked about my Wikipedia page. Specifically, what I think about it. Well, the best part about having a Wikipedia page is seeing all the vandalism over the years.
For example, did you know I majored in "being bald" in college? Or that my nicknames were "Nigger Lips" or "The Elf?" And that I'm a potential serial killer? It was all written on my Wiki page at one point or another! It was reverted a few minutes or hours later, but at least the truth was out there, if even so briefly.
Oh yeah, I was also a prostitute beginning in 2002. I earned a Masters of Fine Arts in Garbage Collecting & Disposal. In 2008, I began working as a paid gay male stripper at the hotspot for the National Islamic Service. Further, I have worked as a gay stripper instructor in locations such as the Florida Keys and northern California coast. I once worked on a film called 'The Unbelievable Bald Stripper."
By some accounts, I was born in 1952 as a Russian faggot. Other nicknames have included "Dicky Baldy Ledonne" and "Dippy Antonio Ledonne." I have a black belt in balding, and another in cock sucking. Once, I was spotted in the den of a lion having my hair ripped off.
Many of these uh, penetrating insights, by the way, were posted by the same IP 126.96.36.199 - from Australia!
|One particularly insightful Wiki edit from November 2013|