Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Six Succinct Summer Movie Reviews

These reviews are written in the order I saw them! All movies reviewed out of five stars.




Backrooms: a complex, masterful psychological horror film (my favorite subgenre) with plenty to offer in subsequent viewings. This is a bold, original directorial debut by a Gen Z filmmaker (one of two box office mega-hits this summer - a promising sign for the future of theatrical releases). With an undeniably post-modern, expressionist approach, this one isn't for everyone. A strictly literal viewing could leave audiences scratching their heads, but the themes of consigned memory and liminal space made physically manifest could yield many interpretations and ample discussion after the credits roll.  ⭐⭐⭐⭐


The Mandalorian and Grogu: as a self-identified Star Wars fan who happily streamed all three seasons of the Disney+ show, there was plenty here to keep me engaged. Yes, this is as technically impressive as one has come to expect from these space operas. However, the plot felt like loosely-stitched story ideas left over from the show and held together only through some clumsy exposition by an under-utilized Sigourney Weaver. Dazzling effects didn't make up for a total absence of real growth or emotional connection between the titular odd couple leading the film, and it also suffers from an absence of authentic character motivation. Overall, there's not much we haven't seen before - outside one fantastic action sequence at the film's center. The finale felt obligatory and the overall impression was underwhelming. The Force is not strong with this one.  ⭐⭐


Masters of the Universe: A film too silly to be taken seriously; a film too serious to enjoy its own silliness. This is the paragon of what's wrong with Hollywood right now: a heavy reliance on nostalgic IP with an obligatory tentpole approach to all-for-none filmmaking. As compared to the fantastic Barbie movie of 2023, this He-Man flick was truly a missed opportunity. There are nods here to the problems of violent, hyper-masculinity and gestures as to how ridged gender norms impede self-authenticity or social progress... but these notions are abandoned in favor of the most comatose tropes and storytelling on studio-approved autopilot. I'm not sure I expected better, but I wasn't impressed. ⭐


Obsession: The other aforementioned Gen Z filmmaker debut, this dark contemporary fairly tale has so much to offer on a shoestring budget. Beat by beat, I found it hit all the right notes and masterfully plays on expectations, light and shadow, jump scares and long, eerie takes with a haunting musical score. While there's nothing groundbreaking here for the thriller/horror genre, this generation's Fatal Attraction speaks to the dual contagions of social anxiety and unhealthy attachment in the hyper-connected, present day dating hellscape for 20-somethings. Of particular note is Inde Navarrette's fantastically dynamic lead performance - unquestionably the make-or-break narrative fulcrum of the film. Thus far, this is my pick for Best of the Summer. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Disclosure Day: What's old is new again, and Spielberg's latest sci-fi thriller is an imaginative yet grounded, modernized vision of his earlier Close Encounters and ET morality plays. More interested in humanity's reaction to aliens than the gray creatures themselves, this one felt overly long in its center but confidently escalated to a satisfying conclusion worthy of its runtime. There's also an odd timeliness in returning to existential questions arising as early as the post nuclear detonation 1947 crash in Roswell; Spielberg implores us to examine our own humanity and ability to truly see one another. The world is on the brink and, just maybe, the existence of a superior outside intelligence is just what we need to get our Earthly shit together. ⭐⭐⭐⭐


Toy Story 5: At this point, it's clear to me that this series of films is hardly about a plucky ensemble of toys, but rather uses these inescapably adorable characters to probe our changing relationship with interpersonal belonging, essential qualities of childhood, communal play, and technology. Smartly, the story focuses on what extended screen times and a more sedentary, isolated lifestyle is doing to our kids. Though the film suffers from the usual pitfall of insufferably aloof parents, there's plenty of exciting story beats, uncannily mature jokes, and genuinely heartfelt moments on offer here. Is the series getting even better over time? I'm still toying with the idea. ⭐⭐⭐⭐


Saturday, May 23, 2026

Mar-a-Lago Face

Oh neat. A woman getting cosmetically ready to date a man in the Trump family. This form of MAGA body dysmorphia, the Mar-a-Lago Face, will be studied for generations to come. Probably has a lot to do with patriarchy, Christian Nationalism, white identity politics, and right-wing Evangelical Christianity.


Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson married in the Bahamas today.







Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Waking Up to Don's Long Con

Seems like more Republicans are willing to publicly leave the MAGA cult. Too bad it took so long! We've been trying to warn them for over a decade...

So what did it finally take? Rising gas prices? Rampant corruption? Broken promises on affordability, healthcare, and no new wars? Lost jobs and diminished services in rural America, struggling farmers and defunded social programs? Massive self-dealing and enrichment for the Trump family as regular folks lose their savings, livelihoods, and medical coverage?

Maybe being "woke" just means finally waking up to Donald's long con...



 

Monday, May 18, 2026

Saturday, March 14, 2026

MAGA Stages of Grief

 I listen to CSPAN's Washington Journal daily and pay attention to MAGA callers.

At least some of them are struggling through the stages of grief about being conned by Trump a second time. Many are still in the denial stage and call any sense-making "TDS" to insulate themselves from cognitive dissonance, but many are clearly getting into a defensive, angry posture at this point and blaming absolutely everyone but Trump.

Sure is tough being in a cult during difficult times, especially when King Donald keeps proclaiming we are "the hottest country" and in "America's Golden Age" with UFC fighters training FBI agents, IndyCar racing around the DC Capitol, and crypto grifting, foreign influence with the Trump family.

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Coal-Powered AI Dystopia

If you really think about it, ramping up the use of coal-fired power plants to meet the massive energy demands of sprawling AI data centers... is a pretty good way to usher in the dystopian future from "The Matrix" films.





Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Inconvenient Immigration Facts

 - Donald Trump hired undocumented immigrants in 1991 to avoid paying overtime on the Trump Tower construction project. Other Trump Organization properties, including a New Jersey golf club, employed undocumented immigrants. (The New York Times, 4/27/1991; 4/9/2019)

- Melania Trump was paid for 10 modeling jobs in the United States worth $20,056 that occurred during August, September, and October of 1996 before she had legal permission to work in the country. (AP News, 11/4/2016)

- Elon Musk arrived in the USA on a J-1 student visa to study at Stanford in 1995, but worked without authorization before transitioning to an H-1B work visa. (The Guardian, 10/26/2024)

These are inconvenient facts which should be cited widely whenever the Trump Administration or its supporters claim they are merely applying immigration law as written and enforcing existing statutes. Before terrorizing minority communities or violating the civil rights of Americans and immigrants alike, this administration should first apply these rules to themselves and suffer the consequences accordingly.