Jesus was way cool

"Jesus Was Way Cool" by King Missile

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Baryshnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

Bradley Manning: Almost Gone

A companion video for "Almost Gone" - a new song by legendary singer-songwriter Graham Nash and musician James Raymond (son of David Crosby) - is being released today in support of accused U.S. Army whistleblower Bradley Manning.  The release is timed to Manning's first judicial hearing scheduled for December 16th, following more than 17-months in custody, including a year in solitary confinement that Amnesty International has characterized as "harsh and punitive."

THE GINGRICH WHO STOLE THE GOP NOMINATION

This image is going to be incredibly difficult for Newt to shake because it's so darned true.

Bad Lip-Reading: "Ron Paul"

First of all, I LOVE the Bad Lip-Reading video series... this one is especially endearing.  Based on his tremendous insight here, I like this Ron Paul almost as much as the real one. Unfortunately, most politicians sound this crazy WITHOUT being lip-read badly.

Rape a Virgin, Get a Wife

Deuteronomy 22:28-29: "If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels* of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives."

 *about 20 ounces of silver or about $300

Parents Against LEGOs

Good parenting requires vigilance.  A good parent is mindful of the harm that could come to their child and make sure to set a good moral example for them.  Aside from the very real dangers in the everyday world - like food poisoning, reckless drivers, or gay people in positions of responsibility - children are especially vulnerable while at play.  The toys your children use might undermine the very values you're trying to instill in them.  They may leave children exposed to hidden dangers and corrupting influences.  That is why I have formed P.A.L. - Parents Against LEGOs.

The most corrupting influences are
always the most innocent in appearance.

I know what you're thinking.  With all the murder-simulating violent videogames out there, as well as music that encourages children to worship Satan or the movies that glorify sex acts which haven't been sanctified by church and state, well... why would something as innocuous, as banal, as traditional as LEGO building blocks be dangerous?  Like the raised bumps on the interlocking bricks themselves, the reasons against giving LEGOs to your unsuspecting children are numerous!

1. LEGO promotes unrealistic body image
   
   Impressionable children model their appearances after those they look up to.  If children grow up with LEGO figurines, they look at their own bodies and feel inadequate.  With so much pressure from the media on appearance over substance, children learn at a young age that what matters most is having a cheerful, antiseptic smile at all times, broad, defined shoulders, perfectly rounded arms and perfectly square legs, a constantly rigid, upright posture, perfectly flat abs, and full 360 degree neck rotation.
   
   Folks, almost no one looks like this.  Yet the hype surrounding LEGOs suggest to children that they are somehow undesirable or unimportant if they don't conform to the (quite literally) rigid standards of LEGO figurines.  And sadly, the hollow interiors of LEGO characters only reinforce the notion that what matters most is on the outside of us: bright colors and the ability to posture ourselves to please others even at our own discomfort.
   
   
   
2. LEGO encourages conformity and punishes individuality
   
   The basic assumption of LEGO bricks is that they are universally compatible.  LEGO figurines have minimal aesthetic differences - all of which are pre-determined and cannot be chosen by the characters themselves.  They are assigned to specific functions and are valued only for their collective assimilation, not their individual identities.  They must always interlock, they must never contain shapes or angles that would enable them to express themselves in a unique way.  Regardless of personal beliefs, they must "snap" together and bend to the whims of a central plan - of which they are merely a small part.
   
   The implications here are immeasurably damaging to a young person.  At just the age at which children emerge as autonomous beings, LEGOs are indoctrinating them to a worldview of the collective over the self, the societal goals over the individual's rights.  In the ideology of LEGO bricks, the end justifies the means; if one LEGO figure's head is needed on another's body or if arms must be interchanged, so be it.  Self-ownership and personal sovereignty are unheard of in the world of LEGO.  Is it any surprise, then, that these bricks originated from the socialist think-tank of Europe?
   
   
   
3. LEGO desensitizes children to architecture
   
   Youngsters don't know the difference between bridges and roads or towers and tunnels.  These are values that must be taught.  Yet when playing with LEGOs, children mistakenly believe that such structures can be assembled on a whim - with no accountability or consequences for shoddy design.  If the tower collapses or the tunnel caves in, the virtually indestructible LEGO characters endure no pain or suffering.  And, as previously mentioned, individual LEGO figures are interchangeable, anyway.
   
   Imagine the long term effects of playing with LEGOs for many hours a day over the course of several years!  Children begin to assume that all structures - from cars and planes to houses and offices - are arranged effortlessly, without care for inhabitants or careful consideration to building materials.  We are raising a generation of children to believe that there are no consequences for hastily-constructed buildings... and carelessly-built lives.
   
   
   
4. LEGO encourages dependence on government programs
   
   While the many other features of the LEGO character which damage a child's development have been identified, the most insidious is also the least obvious: the universal feature of the LEGO figurine's hands.  Aside from its disregard for individual fingers, the real scourge is the constant open palm.  All LEGO characters are looking for a hand out - and so will your son or daughter after a childhood of playing with them.
   
   Rather then being productive individuals, the LEGO figures rely on the collective welfare state of pre-fabricated objects that are made to fit the demands of their molded grip.  Children learn from LEGO  that the world revolves around their demands and must be met simply because they exist - not because they are willing to work hard and earn their own wealth.  LEGO "kits" always contain precisely what children expect of them and are given a detailed diagram that gives step-by-step instructions.  It is little wonder, then, that most kids today aren't willing to think for themselves or put in a hard day's work.  Why should they?  Have you ever seen a LEGO house built by the LEGO characters that live in it?  You can't spell "LEGO" without "ego."
   
   
   
5. Oh, and they're also a choking hazard
   
   

Lowkey - Terrorist?

Another fantastic music video by Lowkey - who is a terrorist?