--- SUMMER OF 2016 ---
Berners: We want Bernie! He is going to mobilize more first time and independent voters.
DNC: Clinton is the best candidate! She's a longtime party favorite and she's been covertly stuffing our coffers with cash for a year now. (source)
Berners: No, her numbers are bad, Sanders are much better! She is going to lose against Trump. (source)
DNC: It's our party, we know what's best.
--- ELECTION NIGHT ---
DNC: OMG! Clinton lost against Trump! How could this happen?!?
--- ONE YEAR LATER ---
Berners: We told you, her numbers were bad, Sanders were much better. And a year later, her numbers are worse, his are even better. (source) (source)
DNC: Yes... but... He wasn't really a Democrat, anyway! There's nothing we could have done differently.
Berners: You really don't want to win these things, do you?
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