I DON'T WANT IT THAT WAY. I came upon home video of my perilous encounter with a Transformer at the tender age of 4. When I can't get the robot to turn into a car, I have a total meltdown and am sent to bed crying. Not much has changed.

I was a huge fan of wearing rain boots all the time. Pants, however, were clearly optional.

"I don't want it that way" - "That's the way it goes" ... story of my life.