Monday, September 18, 2017

Sewer Characters United!

A new Hollywood blockbuster idea - all of the movie characters who live in the sewer form an elite fighting force to overtake the people above ground...


Sunday, September 10, 2017

Redbox Flood Epidemic

So what happens to all the Redbox discs during a hurricane? Why is the lamestream media silent on the missing discs? When will crooked politicians address this disc epidemic? Wake up, America! This is what happens when you turn your back on Redbox. #RedBoxFlood #DiscLivesMatter #Antiflood #MakeRedboxDryAgain #DiscFloodgate


Wednesday, June 28, 2017

A Portrait in Political Ineptitude

For years, Congressman Jason Chaffetz was obsessed with wasting taxpayer dollars investigating Benghazi over and over with no finding of wrongdoing. He also moved to sell off public lands for private mineral extraction.

A few months ago, Chaffetz suggested that people could afford healthcare if they simply didn't buy a new iPhone. After that backlash, he announced he wasn't running for office again so he could "spend time with his family" (in Washington, nobody actually means that).

Now, Chaffetz wants an annual $30,000 housing stipend for members of Congress. "It's cost prohibitive to work in Washington" Chaffetz explained. Congressional reps already receive $174,000, plus healthcare, 401k, pension and $1.2M in their annual staffing budget.

And despite all this, or more likely because of it, Fox News thought it was a great idea to sign Chaffetz as a political contributor to their network.



Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Flight Club

After a particularly tense altercation before an American Airlines flight,  it's time for Tyler Durden to return to the friendly skies and start a few fights that he intends to lose...


Monday, April 24, 2017

Donald J. Trump and the Cure for Cancer

This is a short story I wrote after reading online comments defending Trump by saying, "if Trump cured cancer, you'd still find something to complain about."  So imagine, if you will, if Trump cured cancer...


Wednesday, March 22, 2017

The Hadouken Theory

What if the universe is one giant "Hadouken" from an all-powerful celestial Street Fighter?


Monday, March 20, 2017

GoldenEye 007 - Don't Ever Stop

One strange glitch from an N64 classic: a soldier who has infinite ammo and just... refuses... to stop... shooting!


Friday, February 17, 2017

Sam Harris: Chasms of Conversation

In an "Ask Me Anything" episode of his podcast, author and neuroscientist Sam Harris discussed the chasms of conversation - widened by the sustained, willful lying by Donald Trump.  In a fact-free world, how do we even talk to one another?


Thursday, February 9, 2017

Trigger Warnings for McConnell?

Should we start offering "trigger warnings" for Republican Senator Mitch McConnell so he won't be triggered by the words of Coretta Scott King, as quoted by Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren? (source)



Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Convert to PDF

Do you have a few minutes to learn about your lord and savior, Adobe Acrobat?


Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Sunday, January 22, 2017

The "Copy+Pasta" Debate Technique

Has anyone else tried the "copy+pasta" debate technique with the Flying Spaghetti Monster? How does it usually go over?

I'm not trying to be uncivil; I am trying to demonstrate that these parallel paragraphs have an identical amount of evidence to support their claims: zero. Although at least we know what a bowl of spaghetti looks like when tossed into the air.



Thursday, January 19, 2017

Trump's Cabinet is a Fox Guarding the Henhouse

As Donald Trump's cabinet goes through confirmation hearings, a theme emerges that reminds me of a classic idiom...



Saturday, January 7, 2017

Another Brick in Trump's Wall

On the campaign trail, Donald Trump pledged to build a US border wall and make Mexico pay for it. So will the American public's gullibility become just another brick in Trump's Wall?